Custard (The Pop Group!)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/4625/
Yeah, there is actually a pop group called "Custard"! A fairly basic site, but hey, it's got the bits that matter... Band History, Bios, Lyrics, Pictures, Sounds blah blah blah...
Toxic Custard Workshop Files
http://www.toxiccustard.com
I think the guy who's done this site is Australian. Features articles like 'How to destroy your video', 'Great Vomits of the Twentieth Century', 'Guide to Australia' and a host of other whacked out topics. I think you get the idea.
Lemon Custard Comics
http://lemoncustard.com
Lemon Custard creates educational and entertaining comics on the web and in print. Huge animated GIFs and Shockwave flash animations.
Custard Pie - The Italian Led Zeppelin Tribute Band! (Offical Website)
http://www.custardpie.it
By all accounts a really big Led Zeppelin tribute band; why then do they call themselves 'Custard Pie'?! Well, Olli has recently told me that Led Zeppelin did a song called Custard Pie! Although, "...an allusion to something completely unrelated to food", he tells me. So that explains it then. Great looking website (Macromedia Flash) - bit slow on dial up though.
Grange Calveley's Roobarb and Custard Too
http://www.roobarbandcustard.co.uk
Yes! The BBC Television Classic. Although I think this is a slightly newer - version 2. Roobarb, the Green dog and Custard, the pink cat! Not a fantastic looking site, but it's got the music, animations and artwork. Actually, here's a Roobarb thing as opposed to a Custard thing that I found a bit fun and interesting - Top Ten Things that Roobarb Invented in his Shed! Wehey!!
Abbott's Frozen Custard
http://www.abbottscustard.com
A small American company that's been going for years 'n' years. Guess what?! They make frozen custard - all different flavours! Is frozen custard called something else in the UK? Or do we just not have the stuff over here?!
Julie Ann's Frozen Custard
http://www.julieanns.com
Guess what - I've found another one (there are actually quite a few places)! Except this place claims to be "America's Finest Frozen Custard"! Actually, looking at the pictures, it looks an awful lot like your bog standard ice-cream??!
Crappy Custard
http://www.caverswallpalace.freeserve.co.uk/Custard.html
A site from the UK! Wehey! Midi music on every page; nevermind! A site based around the thick, yellow, gluepy stuff - infact they have adopted an entirely custard theme! Lots of crap. Marvellous!
Toasted Chile Custard (Recipe)
http://home.earthlink.net/~rlusk12/recipes/desserts/toasted_custard.html
It's a recipe on how to make Toasted Chile Custard!? Whatever that is?! If anybody out there decides to make it - give us a shout and tell us what it is! Actually, nah, don't bother, I don't want to know!!! Aside... Whilst on the subject of cooking, The Giant British Cookbook tells you how to make real custard sauce, just incase you have the urge!
Custard Pie Anti-Valentines (Perverse Postcards)
http://www.custardpie.com/antiv.htm
Choose from eight different postcard designs to send to your friends. Bit weird though - I wouldn't bother! Not a custard pie in site!
Tubby Custard - It's a Teletubby thing!
http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/hints/custard.html
"How much tubby custard can you make? Click on the tubby custard machine to make a mess, then click on the Noo-noo to clean up." If you're really really bored, this is great. Great rasberry sound as you make a mess. Mindless stress relief at it's best!
The Magic Custard Company
http://www.magiccustard.com/index.php
"Life casting of children's hands and feet; capture those precious years." (!!) Blimey!
Cartway-Kapers.com
http://www.cartway-kapers.com/index.htm
"Silly Stuff for a Stressed Out World"! They have been selling novelties, jokes, magic and gags for well over 17 years - they say. You can also buy 'Custard Pie' in a can for £2.25 - so that's how the custard thing gets in!
ChickenShop.co.uk
http://www.chickenshop.co.uk
Another joke shop where you can buy 'Custard Pie' in a can. This time for only £2. Marvellous!