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From the episode 'Captain Cook' in Black Adder Goes Forth. To show that they do indeed talk about elephants! |
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elephants.wav |
124KB |
Blackadder announces to Captain Darling and General Melchett that there should perhaps be more armament factories and not quite so many elephants! |
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goodluck.wav |
45KB |
Captain Darling wishes Captain Blackadder luck against 'those elephants'! |
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mine.wav |
180KB |
What to do when you accidentally step on a 'mine'! |
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blackadder.zip |
276KB |
Contains the above files (elephants.wav, goodluck.wav and mine.wav) zipped up. |
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Mark and Rachel, my nephew and niece! |
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birthday.wav |
356KB |
4th May 2002 - Mark and Rachel phoned me up on my birthday and sang me Happy Birthday! I wasn't actually in, so they performed to the answer machine. |
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birthday.zip |
176KB |
(As above, but zipped up!) |
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From The Muppets Show! |
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theme.wav |
300KB |
The first part of the muppets theme tune (27 seconds). |
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misspiggy.wav |
136KB |
Miss Piggy asking Kermit when she can sing something (12 seconds). |
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hiyaa.wav |
254KB |
Miss Piggy gives Kermit the chop, as he isn't giving her any air time (23 seconds). |
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oldguys.wav |
155KB |
The old guys in the box are analysing the previous performance (14 seconds). |
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Music samples... |
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asleep.wav |
135KB |
"Daydream, I fell asleep beneath the flowers, for a couple of hours, on a beautiful day...". Nice. A snippet from "Daydream In Blue" by I Monster. It loops reasonably well. (12 Seconds) |
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dancebeat.wav |
37KB |
A snippet from "Loving You" by Marc et Claude. Managed to get the loop pretty damn perfect - turn the volume up! (3 Seconds) |
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ehhg.wav |
62KB |
Reach for the air guitar! The guitar solo from "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits. Sampled in the days of the good ol' Amiga - it actually loops reasonably well too. (7 Seconds) |
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Some useful travel documents and information |
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visa.pdf |
35KB |
A simple list of Visa and Vaccination requirements for many countries (Oct 2000) |
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malayvisa.pdf |
139KB |
Detailed visa entry requirements, for entry into Malaysia. (NB: British passport holders can stay for upto 2 months without a visa.) |
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tvisaappf.gif |
153KB |
Thailand Visa Application form (Front). You normally have to send off for the application form to the Thai embassy - and it's just a single photocopied sheet of paper! This is the side you actually have to fill in. A scanned image 1000 x 1413.
For Australian Visas, you can download the relevant forms from the Australian High Commission website (www.australia.org.uk). |
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tvisaappb.gif |
151KB |
Thailand Visa Application form (Back - Instructions). This is the reverse of the above application form and just has instructions for filling in the above form and where to take the completed form to etc. This is a scanned image 1000 x 1413. |
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malaria.pdf |
986KB |
Guidelines for malaria prevention in travellers from the United Kingdom for 2001. Loads of information about all the different drugs and what areas around the world are affected. (Contact your pharmacist for the very latest information.) |
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climate.pdf |
47KB |
The average temperature and rainfall figures for many countries from January to December. |
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Maps |
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thailand.pdf |
301KB |
A fairly detailed map of Thailand and surrounding borders, although it does not show relief. |
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indonesia.pdf |
573KB |
A map of Indonesia and surrounding countries. Also lists all the provinces of Indonesia. (Same style as the Thailand map.) |
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political.pdf |
2,116KB |
Nicely detailed (political) map of the world, labelling all countries, capitals and large cities. Large file size, but it's pretty good. |
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timezones.pdf |
989KB |
Detailed map of the world showing all time zones squiggling across the continents. |